Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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