Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I would ride that face into the sunset
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
