So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I said "one day" and that day is not today
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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