Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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