No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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