oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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