I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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