lets start a swedish sibling band together
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
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