Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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