erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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