you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
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please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
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How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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