who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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