I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You work out of a Hotel?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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