I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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