Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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