Can Purell be used as lube?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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