dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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