Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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