I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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