Welp...herpes.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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