Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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