The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Your penis caused this!
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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