i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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