is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
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Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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