Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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