Too much gin, very little bucket
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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