Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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