Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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