I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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