am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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