god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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