you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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