My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
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It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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