Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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