she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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