you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
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