Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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