I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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