It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
