Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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