The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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