did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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