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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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