And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
