Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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