He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
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New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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