North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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