At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I touched a dick in church today
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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