What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
