I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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