oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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