speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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