she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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