i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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