Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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