woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
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